Congratulations To The New Mother
Saturday my wife birthed a brand new infant.
I am not the father.
It happened like this:
While I mowed grass, Ginny weeded our cactus garden. As she weeded, she spotted a teeny, tiny white thing she thought was a pebble. When she picked it up to examine it more closely, the little egg suddenly popped open in her hand and a baby lizard jumped out.
This so startled Ginny that she gave a little squeak and the new lizard jumped from her hand and darted off into the cactus bed.
I hard her cry and rushed over to see what was wrong.
I never actually saw the baby myself.
Ginny says he looks just like his father — whoever that may be.
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posted by John Cowart @ 7:30 AM